Sigils, Sigils, Sigils

Maester Geoff is hard at it again with new team sigils. We lead off with something close to home.

The Iron Bank of Brooklyn

Behold the sigil of The Iron Bank of Brooklyn, whose seat is the Greenpoint Avenue G Train station. Their sigil is the symbol of the elusive G Train, bleeding, on a field of azul and white, quartered. Their words are "Would you like change with that ... knife in your belly?"

  

Renly's Peaches 

... then there is the avante garde, upside down sigil of Renly's Peaches, a heart-shaped peach on a white field with hearts. Their words are unknown, but semi-canon sources indicate they might be either, "I swear, I will go to my grave thinking of my brother’s peach ..." or "Fifth place never looked so cool and stylish!"

Bear and the Maiden Fair

Newcomers "The Bear and The Maiden Fair" created a sigil showing a lovely maiden riding a large bear on a blue field. Their words have not been mentioned, but semi-canon sources indicate they might be, "HOLY SHIT THAT LADY IS RIDING A FUCKING BEAR!"

Six to Eight Inches of Jon Snow

Six to Eight Inches of Jon Snow (formerly known as R'hllor is My Co-pilot, along with a member of The White Gawkers) created this sigil, an abstract chequy phallus and shovel crossed, over a field of purple with a white bend sinister with snowflakes—a truly inspired image. Their words have not been mentioned, but they are known for utilizing a doll of Cersei Lannister which stares, dead-eyed, at other competitors—a truly terrifying sight. 

Roy Dotrice and the Unsullied

 Night Four winners, Roy Dotrice and The Unsullied, created a simple black, white, and grey sigil—a sword and microphone crossed over a field of fire. Their words, "Reading and Listening", describe their studious, if slightly sneaky, nature. Not nervous about these guys? Talk to Fire and Lunch ...