Eat, Drink, Be Merry, and Get the Hell Out of Dodge

HBO has opened up the pre-season festivities with the social media roast of the king we love to hate: Joffrey.

Shade and cow pies were thrown.

 
      Using the #RoastJoffrey tag, people across Vine, Instagram, and Twitter tripped over themselves to tear a new one into the little shit. All the time I couldn't help but think that Ser Ilyn was hiring seasonal King's Justices to deal with this fit of revolutionary pique. Feel what you will about the Freys, Boltons, The Mountain, Khal Pono, or anybody else; there's a special place in one of the seven hells for this kid.